a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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