My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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