; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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