so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
God, I missed his penis.
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