Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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