I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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