you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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