Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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