I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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