Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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