Reggie can tackle my bush.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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