i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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