So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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