I have demons in me.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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