She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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