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Im on beer infinity
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
me + whiskey = a bad person
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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