idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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