This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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