i need an iv and a liver transplant
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Randomize
