So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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