whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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