And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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