All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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