girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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