Can Purell be used as lube?
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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