i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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