Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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