It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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