Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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