I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
And then my night got REAL pukey
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm like, not good at living.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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