I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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