i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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