Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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