she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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