I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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