I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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