Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
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