no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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