Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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