I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
