Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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