Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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