Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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