He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
well you can't waste a boner
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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