this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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