He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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