Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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