The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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