My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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