So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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