i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize