I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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